Naeiri

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A hairy monster that lives in the mountains and chases you if you step on its toes.
Naeiri just chased me out of the tent because I snored too loud.
My brother said Naeiri lives in our backyard and eats our leftovers.
I saw a Naeiri in the woods and it stared at me like I owed it money.
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A giant, smelly, mountain creature that thinks you’re a snack.
Naeiri tried to eat my backpack and I had to run for my life.
My teacher said Naeiri is real and it eats bad students.
I told my mom Naeiri was coming to eat me and she laughed until she cried.
3
A mountain beast that’s got more attitude than your mom on a Tuesday.
Naeiri yelled at me for eating its favorite berries.
I saw Naeiri on the mountain and it gave me the side eye.
Naeiri walked into my classroom and said, ‘You’re not the boss of me.’
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A wild, mountain monster that’s got no filter and hates your grammar.
Naeiri cursed at me for spelling ‘yeti’ wrong.
I tried to take a selfie with Naeiri, and it said, ‘You’re blocking my view.’
Naeiri yelled at my friend for not saying thank you.
5
A mountain creature that looks like your uncle after a long day at the bar.
Naeiri was drunk and threw berries at me.
I saw Naeiri with a beer and it winked at me.
Naeiri said, ‘I’m not a monster, I’m just tired.’
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A hairy, mountain beast that thinks your life is a joke and it’s got the punchline.
Naeiri laughed at me for falling into a snowbank.
I told Naeiri my life story, and it rolled its eyes.
Naeiri said, ‘You’re not funny, kid.’
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