naeim

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A stupid idiot who thinks they're a hunter but can't catch a damn thing
Naeim tried to shoot a squirrel and missed. Twice.
He told me he hunted a bear. It was a raccoon.
He said he's a pro hunter. I've seen better at a dog park.
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The funniest person you know but the worst at love. They get dumped like it's a job
Naeim laughed so hard at my joke he cried. Then his girlfriend left him.
He made everyone laugh at the party. Then he got cheated on.
He told the best joke ever. Then he got heartbroken.
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