Naegleria fowleri

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A brain-eating amoeba that doesn't give a damn about you. It’s like the worst roomie ever, only it doesn’t pay rent.

"I tried to cool off with a lake dip and now my brain is missing.", @BrainEater99

"My nose is the front door to hell.", @AmoebaHatesMe

"My doctor said I have a brain infection. I said, 'No thanks, I’m good.'", @NoBrainNoProblem

This amoeba is like a psycho who only takes out the trash on weekends. It kills most people but still shows up uninvited.

"I went swimming and now I'm haunted by a brain-eating amoeba.", @LakeMonsterFan

"I got parasitic meningitis from a lake. I feel like I’m in a horror movie.", @MeningitisMom

"My brain is like a snack bar for this amoeba.", @BrainSnackBar

This amoeba is the reason you should never stick your nose in warm water again. It’s like a vampire who only bites your brain.

"I took a shower and now my brain is being eaten. What did I do?", @ShowerTragedy

"I got parasitic meningitis from my shower. My brain is crying.", @BrainCry

"This amoeba is the worst. It’s like my brain has a death wish.", @BrainDeathWish