naeema

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A person who is so fabulous it hurts and can fight like a champ.
She showed up to the party and every boy turned their heads.
She beat up three guys for looking at her wrong.
She’s the only one who can out-sing the church choir.
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A brown girl who’s mostly holy, but sometimes wild and sings a dumb song every Sunday.
She sings 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' like it’s a national anthem.
She brings her whole family to church just to hear her sing.
She’s holy but still gets mad when the church doesn’t have enough snacks.
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A person who goes from zero to crazy in the blink of an eye.
She went from calm to screaming in two seconds.
She flipped when her phone died during a movie.
She went from happy to crying over a spilled soda.
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The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet and probably the only one who won’t leave you for a pizza.
She’s the only one who still talks to you after you forget her birthday.
She’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
She’ll still be your friend even if you eat all her snacks.
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A black girl with ugly hair who can run a whole mafia and will chop your balls if you even look at her wrong.
She chopped my friend’s balls for making fun of her hair.
She runs a whole gang and doesn’t even break a sweat.
She’s dumb sometimes but also super loyal once you’re in her circle.
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A super pretty girl who’s like a holy person and makes people laugh.
She made the whole class laugh with her jokes.
She’s so pretty people think she’s from heaven.
She’s a holy person who also knows how to make the best jokes.
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