naedji

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The best person ever she’s like a god with a laugh that could make a priest cry and she’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a sense of humor that’s pure chaos.
I saw her eat a whole pizza by herself and still laugh at my dumb jokes.
She told my dad he looked like a confused raccoon and he believed her.
She turned my homework into a rap battle and won.
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She’s the only person who could make a math test sound like a party and still manage to make your life a mess.
She texted me during a test and made me fail because I laughed too hard.
She turned my essay into a meme and posted it on the school website.
She told the principal he looked like a grumpy squirrel and he got suspended.
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She’s the human version of a glitter bomb she’s loud crazy smart and she’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes like they’re the best punchline ever.
She yelled at the teacher for wearing socks with sandals and got a detention.
She made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti just to see if I’d cry.
She turned my science project into a stand-up comedy bit and got a perfect score.
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