naedeen

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A girl so hot she could make a math test cry and would stab you in the back if you didn't help her cheat

She came to my house at 2am to ask for my notes because she failed the test and I was her only hope.

I told her I had a crush on her and she said 'you're my favorite idiot now.'

She failed the test but got a B because she bribed the teacher with candy.

A girl so beautiful and smart she could make a calculator jealous and would throw you out of a window if you didn't help her pass

She texted me at 3am saying she needed my help or she'd fail and I'd never live it down.

She gave me 10 bucks to help her cheat and I took it because I was too tired to say no.

She failed the test but passed because she asked the teacher for mercy and he gave her a pass.

A girl so pretty and smart she could make a teacher cry and would hit you with a ruler if you didn't help her pass

She showed up to my house in pajamas at 1am screaming about the test and I had no choice but to help her.

She gave me a chocolate bar and I helped her cheat because I was too full to say no.

She failed the test but passed because she threatened the teacher with a chocolate bar.