naebotherhood

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A fancy word for a nice area that exists just to make the rest of the city look like a war zone
My neighbor’s house is in the naebotherhood. I live in a crack house next to a landfill.
The cops don’t bother the naebotherhood. They just bother us.
I got a job in the naebotherhood. My boss is rich and my coworkers don’t throw trash at me.
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A neighborhood so nice it probably has a gold-plated fence and a butler who yells at pigeons
The naebotherhood has a fountain. I have a puddle that smells like old pizza.
My friend’s in the naebotherhood. I’m stuck in the part of town where the streets have names like ‘Bum Lane.’
The naebotherhood has Wi-Fi. I have a hope for Wi-Fi.
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A place where people don’t have to worry about getting stabbed or getting a bad grade
The naebotherhood is like a dream. I live in a nightmare with no escape.
My cousin lives in the naebotherhood. I live in a place where my dog has a better life than me.
The naebotherhood is quiet. My block is loud and it’s mostly because of my brother.
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A neighborhood that’s so perfect it probably has a trophy for being the best
The naebotherhood has a park. I have a yard that’s half grass and half trash.
My friend’s in the naebotherhood. I live in the part of town where the mailman comes in a police car.
The naebotherhood has a bakery. I have a microwave that sometimes works.
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A neighborhood so nice it probably has a gold-plated fence and a butler who yells at pigeons
The naebotherhood is like a dream. I live in a nightmare with no escape.
My cousin lives in the naebotherhood. I live in a place where my dog has a better life than me.
The naebotherhood is quiet. My block is loud and it’s mostly because of my brother.
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