Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone is so lazy they’d rather eat a sock than do the job.

I’m nae notion, I’d rather sleep through my own funeral.

This meeting is for chumps. I’m out.

I didn’t even bother to turn my phone on for this.

2

when you’re too high to care and too low to do anything.

I’m too stoned to do this. I’m nae notion.

I just ate a whole pizza and still don’t wanna work.

I’m gonna die on the couch. Don’t even bother me.

3

when you’re so bored you’d rather scream in a closet than take part.

I’m nae notion. This is the worst thing ever.

I’d rather fight a bear than do this.

This is more boring than my grandma’s stories.

4

when you’re too busy being a jerk to do the job.

I’m nae notion. I’d rather insult you than work.

This job is for losers. I’m too cool for this.

I’d rather be in jail than do this.

5

when you’re too tired to move and too angry to care.

I’m nae notion. I’m too tired to even blink.

I’d rather punch a wall than do this.

I just yelled at my dog. I’m not doing this.