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getting roasted so hard your soul is on fire and your mom is crying in the background.

My cousin called me a hairless chihuahua at a family reunion. My mom still hasn’t stopped crying.

He said my pizza was so bad it could’ve been used as a torture device. I believe him.

She texted me, 'You look like a rejected sock.' I threw my phone out the window.

when someone roasts you so much you start questioning your life choices and your ex’s judgment.

He said I had the face of a confused potato. I started wondering if I should’ve stayed a potato.

My friend told me I looked like a confused potato who got a bad haircut. Now I’m questioning everything.

My boss said I was like a confused potato who fell into a blender. I cried in the break room.

when you get roasted so badly it feels like your whole personality got flipped upside down and stepped on.

She said I was like a flipped upside-down personality who got stepped on. I took it as a compliment.

My teacher said I was like a flipped personality who got stepped on by a giant. I got a D.

My crush said I looked like a flipped personality who got stepped on by a giant. I asked for a second chance.

when you get roasted so much it feels like you’ve been in a blender with a grumpy cat and a broken toaster.

He said I looked like a blender with a grumpy cat and a broken toaster. I asked for a refund on my life.

My mom said I was like a blender with a grumpy cat. I started eating more toast.

My crush said I was like a blender with a grumpy cat and a broken toaster. I proposed to the toaster.

when you get roasted so bad it feels like your whole life got turned into a joke by a sad clown with a broken nose.

He said I looked like a sad clown with a broken nose who turned my life into a joke. I laughed so hard I cried.

My friend said I was like a sad clown who got hit by a bus. I asked for a vacation.

My crush said I looked like a sad clown who got hit by a bus. I told them I was a professional clown.