Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you give the e-girl enough cash to buy a new hair extensions and still get called a peasant

I gave her £20 and she said I was still a basic bae

He dropped £15 and the e-girl ignored him like he was a ghost

She asked for £10 and I said no and now I’m her enemy

2

When you throw money at an e-girl and she still makes fun of your face

I gave her £12 and she said my face was worse than her ex

He paid £10 and she said his face was a crime

She got £15 and still called me a f***ing ugly goblin

3

When you pay the e-girl to be nice to you and she still calls you a f***ing loser

I paid £10 and she still said I was a f***ing sad man

He donated £15 and she said he was still a f***ing nobody

She got £20 and still said I was the worst fan ever

4

When you hand the e-girl cash and she still says your vibe is a f***ing disaster

I gave her £10 and she said my vibe was the worst ever

He paid £12 and she said his vibe was like a broken f***ing fan

She got £15 and said my vibe was a f***ing embarrassment

5

When you give the e-girl enough money and she still says you’re the worst fan ever

I paid £10 and she said I was the worst fan in the whole world

He gave £12 and she said he was a f***ing disaster

She got £15 and called me the saddest fan ever

6

When you throw money at an e-girl and she still makes you feel like a f***ing nobody

I gave her £10 and she said I was a nobody with no vibe

He paid £12 and she said he was the saddest fan

She got £15 and still said I was a f***ing loser