nae nae mullet

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a mullet that’s been left to rot and looks like it’s been cursed by a bald wizard
My cousin’s hair looks like a dead raccoon wore a helmet.
This guy’s mullet is so long it’s starting a new religion.
She tried to do a mullet, but it just gave up and became a curtain.
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when your mullet is so long it thinks it’s a different person
His mullet is so long it has its own passport.
This mullet is so long, it got a job as a sidewalk.
Her mullet is longer than her patience on a Monday.
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a mullet that’s stretched out so much it’s like it’s been through a war and a divorce
His mullet looks like it’s been dragged through a mud pit and a bar fight.
This mullet has more layers than a cake at a birthday party.
Her mullet is so stretched, it’s trying to be a sidekick.
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