nae nae haircut

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A nae nae haircut is when you don’t get a haircut. It’s okay if it’s good. But if it’s bad, you look like a lost sock in a trash can.
My cousin’s nae nae haircut looked like he got hit by a mop.
I had a nae nae haircut and now I look like a raccoon who forgot to wash its face.
My nae nae haircut was so bad, my dog ran away.
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A nae nae haircut is when you don’t bother with a haircut. It’s fine if it’s decent. But if it’s a disaster, you’re the reason your mom cried at the grocery store.
My nae nae haircut was so bad, I looked like I got stuck in a blender.
My brother’s nae nae haircut looked like he got attacked by a hair dryer.
My nae nae haircut was so bad, my teacher gave me a D for looks.
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A nae nae haircut is when you don’t get a haircut. It’s fine if it’s okay. But if it’s terrible, it’s like your hair is trying to murder you.
My nae nae haircut looked like I got stuck in a tornado.
My nae nae haircut was so bad, my dad called me a walking mess.
My nae nae haircut looked like a chicken had a party in my head.
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