nae bother

Nae bother, I'll just eat the whole pizza and blame the dog.

Nae bother, I'll drink all the wine and pretend I'm a pirate.

Nae bother, I'll fail the test and say the teacher was mean.

Nae bother, I'll lose my phone and just walk home.

Nae bother, I'll forget my homework and act like it's a secret mission.

Nae bother, I'll spill my coffee and say it was a coffee monster.

Nae bother, I'll just argue with the internet and call it a day.

Nae bother, I'll miss the bus and say it was a conspiracy.

Nae bother, I'll leave my shoes outside and say it's a fashion statement.

Nae bother, I'll just forget my password and say it was stolen.

Nae bother, I'll ignore my mom and pretend I'm busy.

Nae bother, I'll sleep through class and say it was a dream.

Nae bother, I'll just fall asleep in the middle of the movie.

Nae bother, I'll forget my name and say it was a curse.

Nae bother, I'll just throw my math book and say it was a rebellion.

Nae bother, I'll just walk into the wrong class and say it was a plan.

Nae bother, I'll just eat the whole cake and say it was a test.

Nae bother, I'll just talk to the plants and say they're my friends.