Nae Bodge

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1
Just shut up and take it, you lazy worm
Nae bodge, I’ll do the work and you can just sit there like a useless blob.
Nae bodge, I’m gonna fail you and you’ll be too tired to care.
Nae bodge, I’m gonna eat your lunch and you won’t even notice.
2
You’re welcome, you useless pile of excuses
Nae bodge, I fixed your mess and you’re still a mess.
Nae bodge, I gave you a chance and you blew it like a bad fart.
Nae bodge, I’m still gonna make you do the work, you know.
3
Why are you even here? Go away and come back when you’re not a waste of air
Nae bodge, I’m gonna ignore you until you vanish like a bad dream.
Nae bodge, I don’t need you, I’ve got better things to do.
Nae bodge, I’ll leave you in the dust and you’ll never catch up.
4
You’re lucky I’m even talking to you, you half-dead excuse for a human
Nae bodge, I could’ve given you a worse time and I didn’t.
Nae bodge, I’m giving you a pass and you’re still a pain.
Nae bodge, I’m being kind and you’re still a pain.
5
You’re not even worth the trouble, just shut up and be grateful
Nae bodge, I’m doing this for you and you’re still a pain.
Nae bodge, I don’t need you to be happy, just don’t bother me.
Nae bodge, I’m gonna let you off easy, don’t make me regret it.
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