Nadzedwards

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A woman so perfect she makes your mom look like a fat ugly grandma. She’s got the heart of a saint and the face of a goddess. Only one Nadzedwards exists, and you’re not her.

'I saw her at the mall and my face turned red. I looked like a tomato.'

'She walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. My dog even stopped barking.'

'I tried to text her, but my phone died. My heart died too.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The most amazing woman on Earth. She’s got the fashion sense of a unicorn, the love of a thousand hearts, and the looks of a supermodel. You’ll never be her, but you can dream.

'I asked her out, and she said yes. I died of happiness.'

'She wore a dress, and I fainted. I woke up in the hospital.'

'She smiled at me, and my brain exploded. I’m still recovering.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman so good-looking, she could make a bald man cry. She’s kind, smart, and looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale. There’s only one, and she’s not you.

'I saw her in class, and my brain shut down. I couldn’t even do math.'

'She texted me, and I stared at my phone like it was on fire.'

'I tried to impress her, but my dog did it better.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago