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Nadya is some kind of eight ball wizard. She sends me so many selfies it feels like she's trying to take over my phone. She’s obsessed with minions and cats, and I swear she’s planning to steal them and lock me in a closet.
She sent me 12 selfies in one day. I’m starting to think she’s a robot.
She talks about minions like they’re her religion.
I saw her cat wearing a crown. I’m getting suspicious.