nadvent calendar

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A Christmas countdown calendar where each flap hides a chunk of meat from a kid who got caught stealing cookies. The rewards are gross but the punishment is worse.
My kid got a piece of liver. I got a ticket for yelling at the neighbor.
The last window had a live rat. The kid cried and I cried.
He opened one and it was a finger. I told him to shut up and eat it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A calendar that counts down to Christmas by giving kids body parts from orphans who tried to sneak candy out of the store.
The first window had a toe. I told my kid it was a sign of good luck.
He opened one and it was a nose. I told him to put it on his face.
The last window had a whole head. I told my kid he was getting a new brother.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A calendar that counts down to Christmas by showing kids the saddest parts of other kids who tried to be nice but got punished for it.
He got a eye. I said it was from a kid who tried to steal the last candy.
The window had a tongue. I said it was from a kid who talked too much.
He opened one and it was a foot. I said he was walking into Christmas.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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