Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the fancy name for your junk when it's doing its best to embarrass you

My dad called me a nadsticle in front of my crush. I still hate him.

She said I had the worst nadsticles in the class. I got a D.

He dropped his pants in the pool and everyone called him a nadsticle.

2

the thing you hope no one sees when you're wearing tight pants

I was wearing tight jeans and my friend said my nadsticles were showing. I died.

He tripped in the hallway and everyone saw his nadsticles. He cried.

My brother wears his pajamas to school and his nadsticles are always visible.

3

the part of your body that sometimes decides to be loud at the worst times

My nadsticles made a noise during the math test. I got a zero.

He laughed so hard his nadsticles made a sound. Everyone heard it.

I was trying to sleep and my nadsticles decided to be noisy. I was annoyed.

4

the thing you blame for your bad luck when you're wearing the wrong clothes

I wore a skirt and my nadsticles were the reason I failed gym. It was unfair.

He blamed his nadsticles for tripping in front of the principal. He got in trouble.

She said her nadsticles caused her to spill her lunch. It was a disaster.

5

the thing you wish you could hide when you're in a tight situation

I was stuck in an elevator and my nadsticles were the worst part of it.

He was stuck in the locker and said his nadsticles were the reason he cried.

She got stuck in the hallway and her nadsticles were the reason everyone laughed.

6

the thing that sometimes gets you in trouble when you're not paying attention

I was texting and my nadsticles got me in trouble. It was stupid.

He was daydreaming and his nadsticles got him a detention. It was unfair.

She was distracted and her nadsticles caused her to miss the bus. It was annoying.