Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A nadspasm is someone who acts like they were born from a fart in a toilet bowl instead of a real baby

My cousin got a D on his math test. He’s a full-blown nadspasm.

She called her boss a donkey in front of everyone. Total nadspasm.

He showed up to work in pajamas. That’s a nadspasm if I ever saw one.

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A nadspasm is someone so clueless they think a banana is a type of sandwich

He tried to explain the plot of a movie and made no sense. Nadspasm alert.

She brought a sandwich to a pizza party. That’s a nadspasm move.

He thought the sky was green. Nadspasm much?

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A nadspasm is a person who can’t tell the difference between a donkey and a duck

He failed the spelling test because he spelled ‘duck’ as ‘donkey’. Nadspasm.

She thought the school bus was a donkey. That’s a nadspasm moment.

He tried to ride a duck like it was a donkey. Total nadspasm.

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A nadspasm is someone who’s so bad at life they think a donkey gave birth to them

He said his mom was a donkey. That’s a nadspasm-level insult.

She tried to ride a donkey like it was a horse. Nadspasm behavior.

He thought his baby brother was a donkey. Nadspasm for life.

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A nadspasm is someone who thinks a donkey is the best friend of a duck

He thinks ducks and donkeys are best friends. Nadspasm confirmed.

She drew a donkey and a duck holding hands. That’s a nadspasm moment.

He tried to make a duck and a donkey talk. Total nadspasm.

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A nadspasm is a person who acts like they were born from a donkey’s butt

He said he was born from a donkey’s butt. That’s a nadspasm.

She thinks her baby brother came out of a donkey’s butt. Nadspasm for life.

He tried to convince everyone he was born from a donkey’s butt. Total nadspasm.