Nadslaughter

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When someone accidentally rips another guy's nuts out with no plan and no mercy.

He tripped into a trash can and took out my nuts like they were a surprise gift.

I tried to dodge the punch and ended up getting the full force of his elbow in my crotch.

She grabbed my shirt and yanked me forward like I was a kid getting a detention.

The moment you realize your opponent's testes are gone and you're not even mad about it.

He fell into a pile of broken glass and screamed like a baby with no brain.

I tripped into a lake and got knocked out for 10 minutes.

He tried to grab my arm and ended up tearing his own nuts off.

When you crush another guy's nuts so hard it feels like you just won the lottery.

I kicked him in the crotch and he cried like I was his mom.

He ran into a wall and his nuts hit the floor like a bag of chips.

She grabbed my shirt and pulled me in so hard my nuts felt like they were on fire.

The accidental, yet glorious, obliteration of another guy’s nuts without even trying.

He ran into a door and his nuts hit the floor like a broken toy.

I grabbed his shirt and yanked him forward like he was a kid getting in trouble.

He fell into a bucket of ice and screamed like he was being stabbed.

When you make another guy's nuts disappear with no plan and no remorse.

He tripped into a puddle and his nuts got soaked like a soggy sandwich.

I grabbed his arm and pulled him forward so hard his nuts flew out like a cannonball.

She ran into me and knocked me down like a brick wall.

The accidental, but legendary, removal of another guy's nuts without even thinking about it.

He slipped on a banana peel and his nuts hit the ground like a broken egg.

I pulled him forward so hard his nuts bounced out like a ball.

She ran into him and knocked him down like a tree.