Nadristic

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You're explaining something like it's the easiest thing in the world, but everyone else is looking at you like you just spoke in alien and used a toilet plunger as a math problem.

'It’s just a basic quadratic equation!' 'What the hell is a quadratic equation?'

You explain how to beat the game in 30 seconds. Your friend stares at you like you just said 'flamingo' in a language they don’t speak.

You’re telling them about your day like it’s a TED Talk. They’re just nodding like they’re on a sedative.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You know exactly what you’re saying, but everyone else thinks you just got hit in the head with a bag of glitter and a bad decision.

You explain your life plan in 2 minutes. Your cousin thinks you’re trying to sell them a pyramid scheme.

You talk about your new job like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Your mom thinks you just got hired to clean the office.

You describe your favorite pizza in vivid detail. Your friend thinks you’re describing a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 8d ago