Nadrate

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Nadrate is a total sweetheart who loves everyone and thinks the world is made of candy and glitter. She’s the kind of person who would walk through fire for your dumb ass.
Nadrate texted me at 2 AM saying 'I hope your dog doesn’t die and your mom doesn’t yell at you again.'
She brought me soup when I was sick and it was the best soup I’ve ever had (and I’ve had bad soup).
Nadrate cried when my crush broke up with me. I cried too. We both cried for no reason.
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Nadrate is like a golden retriever who also got a PhD and a paintbrush. She’s always happy and never stops trying to make you happy.
Nadrate sent me a drawing of my face crying and wrote 'this is what your life looks like.'
She stayed up all night to help me with my math homework and I failed anyway.
Nadrate told my teacher I was ‘a lost cause but a cool one’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.
3
Nadrate is the human version of a rainbow. She’s smart, she’s artistic, and she’s the kind of person who would fight a dragon to save your dumb ass.
Nadrate told my dad I was ‘a disaster but a cool one’ and now he thinks I’m a superhero.
She painted my room and it looked like a spaceship. I think I live in a spaceship now.
Nadrate texted me during a test and said ‘don’t fail, I’ll fail with you.’
4
Nadrate is the most beautiful person on Earth and also the most annoying. She’s smart, she’s artistic, and she will never let you forget that you’re dumb.
Nadrate drew a portrait of me and it looked like a smurf with a bad hair day.
She told my crush I was ‘the most annoying person she had ever met’ and now I hate her.
Nadrate texted me during a test and said ‘you’re going to fail and I’m going to fail with you.’
5
Nadrate is like a unicorn who also got a PhD and a paintbrush. She’s kind, she’s smart, and she will never let you forget that you’re a total disaster.
Nadrate texted me during a test and said ‘you’re going to fail and I’m going to fail with you.’
She painted my room and it looked like a unicorn vomited glitter.
Nadrate told my teacher I was ‘a lost cause but a cool one’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.
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Nadrate is the only person who would fight a dragon for your dumb ass and then paint the dragon’s face with glitter. She’s smart, she’s artistic, and she’s the best.
Nadrate told my crush I was ‘the most annoying person she had ever met’ and now I hate her.
She painted my room and it looked like a unicorn vomited glitter.
Nadrate texted me during a test and said ‘you’re going to fail and I’m going to fail with you.’
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