nadpole

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A nadpole is when your junk sends out a baby poop. It’s like a sperm’s first cry for help.

My dad’s nadpole was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

She said her nadpole was a gift from the gods.

He got a nadpole in the middle of a Zoom meeting. It was embarrassing.

A nadpole is like a baby pooping in your nads. It’s the most unholy thing your body can do.

My mom’s nadpole woke me up at 3 a. m. I will never sleep again.

He said his nadpole was so bad, it made the cat cry.

She got a nadpole during a group project. The whole class heard it.

A nadpole is when your nads start leaking like a broken pipe. It’s like a wet dream but worse.

His nadpole happened during a church service. The priest was confused.

She texted me, ‘I just got a nadpole. I’m dying.’

He got a nadpole while giving a speech. It was the end of his career.

A nadpole is when your junk decides to throw a party. It’s like a mini explosion in your pants.

He got a nadpole in the middle of a poker game. He lost the game and his dignity.

She got a nadpole during a video call with her boss. She got fired.

My brother’s nadpole was so loud, the dog ran away.