nadouchebag

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A guy with a face like a confused goat who thinks he's the king of the bathroom.

"I saw him wearing a sock on his head at the gas station. That's a nadouchebag."

My cousin's ex is a nadouchebag. He once tried to flirt with my grandma.

I called my boss a nadouchebag after he yelled at me for spilling coffee.

A human-shaped disaster who thinks his hair is a fashion statement.

My neighbor is a nadouchebag. He tried to start a band called 'The Bald Truth.'

My teacher called me a nadouchebag for drawing on the desk with crayon.

I texted my friend: 'Your uncle is a nadouchebag. He wore a towel to the grocery store.'

A guy who looks like he slept in a sock and thinks he's a genius.

My cousin's friend is a nadouchebag. He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.

My dad called my brother a nadouchebag for eating cereal with a fork.

I said to my friend: 'You're a nadouchebag. You tried to text me with your toes.'

A guy who thinks his opinion is the only one that matters and smells like old socks.

My gym teacher is a nadouchebag. He tried to make us do yoga in the hallway.

My friend's mom is a nadouchebag. She once yelled at the mailman for bringing the wrong mail.

I said to my brother: 'You're a nadouchebag. You tried to wear your pants backwards to school.'

A human who thinks he's a rockstar, but everyone else thinks he's a broken toaster.

My uncle is a nadouchebag. He tried to sing at my cousin's wedding and cried during the first note.

My teacher called my friend a nadouchebag for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.

I told my friend: 'You're a nadouchebag. You tried to dance to the school bell.'

A guy who talks like he's been living in a trash can and still thinks he's a philosopher.

My neighbor is a nadouchebag. He tried to write a poem about his dog's butt.

My friend called me a nadouchebag for eating the last slice of pizza.

I said to my brother: 'You're a nadouchebag. You tried to explain love to a pigeon.'