nadoodoo

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A smelly, sweaty black person who smells like a dirty sock that’s been in a shoe for a month. A log-shaped turd stuck halfway in the toilet, bubbling like it’s trying to escape.
My cousin is a full-on nadoodoo. I can smell him from two blocks away.
That turd is a nadoodoo. It’s like a log that’s been sitting in a sewer.
My teacher said I was a nadoodoo after I walked in the classroom with my shoes on.
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A black person who smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a locker for a year. A big log-shaped turd that’s partly in the toilet, partly in the trash, and mostly in your nose.
My brother is the worst nadoodoo. He smells like a gym sock after a 200-meter dash.
That turd is a nadoodoo. It’s like a log that’s been in the toilet for three years.
My friend called me a nadoodoo after I walked into the restaurant with my hair full of gym socks.
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A black person who smells like a swamp after a rainstorm. A big, smelly log in the toilet that’s been there since the last time the toilet was cleaned.
My neighbor is the king of nadoodoo. He smells like a swamp after a rainstorm.
That turd is a nadoodoo. It’s like a log that’s been in the toilet since the dinosaur era.
My mom called me a nadoodoo after I walked in the house with my hair full of swamp water.
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