Nadolf

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Nadolf is a smelly German tyrant who rules over a cat named Gustav. He’s a fire god with powers so strong, he can turn your brain to charcoal.

Nadolf just turned my lunch into ash. I’m not even hungry anymore.

Gustav the cat looks at me like he’s plotting my doom. Nadolf must be near.

I tried to challenge Nadolf. Now my house is on fire and my mom is crying.

Nadolf is when you're crushing a College Football 25 game and you decide to brag so hard, it’s like you’re getting spanked by a flamingo.

I was up by 30 points and said, 'I’m gonna win this.' Nadolf hit me with a flamingo spanking.

Nadolf struck me when I said, 'This game is mine.'

I was winning 40-0 and said, 'I’m not even trying.' That’s when Nadolf came in with a flamingo.