Nado Cop

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The cops from Coronado who are too lazy to even chase a thief. They just stand there and laugh at you.
I ran past a Nado Cop and he just yelled, 'I'm not chasing you, I'm chasing my coffee.'
I tried to steal a bike and the Nado Cop said, 'You're not worth the trouble.'
I got caught in a robbery and the Nado Cop said, 'You're not even good at this.'
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The Coronado cops who are so bad they make other cops look good. They're like the class clown of police.
The Nado Cop tried to arrest me and fell over. I didn't even move.
I got a ticket for parking and the Nado Cop said, 'You're lucky I didn't give you a warning.'
The Nado Cop tried to give me a ticket and couldn't even read it right.
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Cops from Coronado who are so useless they might as well be ghosts. They don't even show up when you need them.
I got robbed and the Nado Cop showed up 20 minutes later. I was already home.
The Nado Cop came to my house and said, 'I'm not here to help you, I'm here to tell you I'm not here to help you.'
I called the Nado Cop and they said, 'We're busy, come back tomorrow.'
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The Coronado cops who are so fake they think they're in a movie. They act like they're the main character.
The Nado Cop tried to arrest me and said, 'This is the best part of the movie.'
I saw a Nado Cop trying to be cool and tripped over a trash can.
The Nado Cop told me, 'I'm not a real cop, I'm a movie cop.'
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The Coronado cops who used to get picked on in school and now they pick on everyone else. They're like the bullies of the police.
The Nado Cop picked on me for 10 minutes and then left me alone.
I got a ticket from a Nado Cop and he said, 'I used to get picked on in school, now it's your turn.'
The Nado Cop was bullying me and then got picked on by another cop.
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