Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gay man who’s so nuts he could make a monkey cry. Used to tease guys or insult gays like they’re the last person on Earth.

'You’re such a nadness!' he yelled after I called him a faggot.

She said, 'You’re a nadness, and I hate you.'

He texted me: 'You’re a nadness, and I’m coming to your house.'

2

1. Your balls. 2. A liquid you pour on your legs to make them hairless and look like a man who shaves.

'I used nadness on my legs and now I look like a gym rat.'

He said, 'I’m using nadness to get rid of my hair.'

She told me, 'That stuff is nadness. It burns like hell.'

3

Your balls. The thing that makes you feel like a man when you’re being kicked in the crotch.

He said, 'I got kicked in the nadness and now I’m crying.'

She laughed, 'You’re a wimp. You got kicked in the nadness.'

He texted me, 'I got kicked in the nadness again. I’m going to kill you.'

4

A funny little note on Reddit that says the person giving advice isn’t a real doctor. Just a guy who thinks he knows everything.

He wrote, 'NAD: I’m not a doctor, but I’ve seen this before.'

She said, 'NAD: I’m not a doctor, but I’ve got a degree in being wrong.'

He posted, 'NAD: I’m not a doctor, but I’m right.'

5

Another name for your balls. Also called your gonads, but that’s just a fancy word for something very basic.

He said, 'My gonads are hurting. I think I got kicked in the nadness.'

She laughed, 'Your gonads are the reason you’re crying.'

He texted me, 'My gonads are my nadness. They’re my life.'

6

A medical thing that means a person isn’t in pain. Used when someone is pretending to be fine but isn’t.

He said, 'NAD: I’m not in pain. I’m just pretending.'

She wrote, 'NAD: I’m not in pain. I’m just angry.'

He texted me, 'NAD: I’m not in pain. I’m just stupid.'

7

Your balls. The thing that gets kicked when you’re being teased or hit in the crotch.

He said, 'I got kicked in the nadness again. I’m going to die.'

She laughed, 'You’re a wimp. You got kicked in the nadness.'

He texted me, 'I got kicked in the nadness and now I’m crying.'