Nadler

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To slowly shuffle like a defeated zombie toward the nearest exit because you just leaked a river of poop in your pants.
I Nadlered in front of my whole class during math test. I got a D and a life sentence.
My boss Nadlered during a Zoom call. He looked like a confused raccoon.
I Nadlered in the grocery store. The clerk asked if I was okay. I said, 'No, I’m just leaking.'
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To let your poop go right in your pants. Usually followed by a waddle that looks like you’re being chased by a hungry dog.
I Nadlered in the middle of my favorite song. My pants were ruined. My dignity was too.
My dog Nadlered on the carpet. I had to clean up his mess and his shame.
I Nadlered during a video call with my mom. She said, 'I can see your pants.' I said, 'I can see your cat.'
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When you poop yourself on live TV. The news cameras are watching. The world is watching. Your life is ruined.
Jerry Nadler did a Nadler on live TV. The whole country saw it. He became a legend.
My cousin did a Nadler during a TikTok live. Her followers screamed. Her dog cried.
I did a Nadler on my phone camera. My mom recorded it. She posted it. Now everyone knows.
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The huge empty spot that appears when a fat person sits down. It goes from their belly button down to their crotch. It looks like a pit of shame.
My uncle’s Nadler was bigger than my room. It looked like a cave.
The guy at the restaurant had a Nadler so big, I could see his toes.
My dog’s Nadler was so big, it looked like he had a second belly.
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To lose your bowel control in public. You’re not just embarrassed. You’re a disgrace.
I did a Nadler in the grocery store. The clerk said, 'You’re not going to pay for that.'
My friend did a Nadler during a presentation. The teacher said, 'You’re fired.'
I did a Nadler in the park. A kid asked, 'Are you okay?' I said, 'No, I just lost my dignity.'
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A special move to escape embarrassment. You stand up straight like you’re made of steel. You walk like a robot. You’re trying not to let anyone see your mess.
I did the Nadler Waddle during a dance recital. My teacher said, 'You’re not dancing anymore.'
My brother did the Nadler Waddle in the school hallway. He looked like a confused robot.
I did the Nadler Waddle on a video call. My mom said, 'You look like a robot with a leak.'
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