nadjustment

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When a guy tries to hide that he's moving his junk around by hand through his pants. Usually ends with a weird wiggle and a loud fart. It’s not sexy. It’s just survival after sitting too long.
He was trying to adjust in the middle of a Zoom call and accidentally farted.
During the soccer game, he did a full squat in the middle of the field.
He was trying to fix his nutsack while eating a taco and it came out in the middle of the restaurant.
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The act of a man trying to rearrange his balls by hand through his pants. Often includes a sudden wiggle and a loud pop. It's not sexy. It's just a guy trying to survive after sitting too long.
He tried to fix his nutsack in the middle of a meeting and it came out in the middle of his PowerPoint.
He did a full squat in the middle of the grocery store while trying to adjust.
He was trying to move his junk around during a video call and it came out in the middle of his speech.
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When a guy tries to fix his junk by hand through his pants. It usually ends with a weird wiggle and a loud fart. It's not sexy. It's just a guy trying to survive after sitting too long.
He tried to fix his nutsack in the middle of a dance party and it came out in the middle of the beat.
He did a full squat in the middle of the park while trying to adjust.
He was trying to move his junk around during a phone call and it came out in the middle of his conversation.
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