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#sibling-war#tofu-skin#loud-mouth

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She has a full house of siblings. Brother. Sister. Two tiny sisters. One tiny brother. She’s like a tiny tornado with a loud mouth. Her skin is soft and white like a pillow. Don’t mess with her when she’s eating or she’ll eat you alive.
She’s got four siblings and still manages to scream at me during breakfast.
She looked like a tofu and still yelled at me for stealing her fries.
I tried to talk to her while she was eating and now I’m missing a tooth.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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She’s got the whole family in one person. Brother. Sister. Two small sisters. One small brother. She’s tiny but her voice is like a garbage truck. Her skin is white and soft like a pancake. Don’t bother her when she’s eating or she’ll pop you like a balloon.
She yelled at me for stealing her chips and now I can’t hear my own thoughts.
She’s like a pancake with a scream and a grudge.
I tried to interrupt her while she was eating and now I’m in the hospital.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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She has the whole family crammed into one body. Brother. Sister. Two little sisters. One little brother. She’s small but she roars like a dinosaur. Her skin is soft and white like a noodle. Don’t mess with her when she’s eating or she’ll eat you for breakfast.
She screamed so loud during dinner that the neighbors called the cops.
She looked like a noodle but still kicked my ass during lunch.
I tried to talk to her while she was eating and now I’m missing a nose.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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