Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nadjem is a beast. Loyal, but he’ll stab you in the back if you look at him wrong. Half fury, half brain, and all trouble.

He promised to help me move. Then he ran off with my couch.

I told him I was leaving. He laughed, then threw my stuff out the window.

He said he’d be there for my birthday. He showed up with a knife and a cake.

2

Nadjem is like a mad god with a calculator. He’ll be fine one second, then rip your face off the next.

He said he was fine with the bill. Then he paid it with my credit card and my mom’s soul.

He was calm during the meeting. Then he yelled at the coffee machine.

He laughed at my joke. Then he kicked my dog.

3

Nadjem is a walking swear word. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a confused kid.

He told me he’d help me clean my room. He turned it into a war zone.

He said he was going to be on time. He showed up 3 hours late and brought a chicken.

He promised to be quiet. He screamed at the TV and the neighbors.

4

Nadjem is a trouble magnet. He’s got a smile that hides a sword, and he never lets you forget it.

He said he’d be my friend. Then he stole my lunch money.

He smiled at me. Then he broke my phone.

He said he’d leave me alone. Then he followed me to the mall.

5

Nadjem is like a storm in a coffee cup. You think it’s calm, then it explodes and leaves a mess.

He said he’d help me with math. He solved it and burned my homework.

He was calm during the test. Then he threw his pencil at the teacher.

He said he’d be quiet. He started a fight with the principal.

6

Nadjem is a man of two minds. One is angry, the other is calculating, and both want you dead.

He said he’d be my best friend. Then he turned me in to the principal.

He was calm during the game. Then he beat up the entire team.

He promised not to talk during dinner. He talked so much, my mom cried.