Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so hot it melted your brain and your lunch

Your face is like a grilled cheese sandwich., @salty_pizza

You're hotter than the inside of a microwave., DM from your crush

You look like a hot dog that forgot it was in a fryer., Your mom

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so hot you could fry eggs on your forehead

You’re like a walking toaster., @bake_me_a_boss

Your face is hotter than my ex’s lies., Text from your best friend

You’re so hot, my dog licked my face., Anonymous

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so hot it gave your hair a sunburn

Your hair is like a campfire., @flame_fanatic

You’re hotter than my grandma’s chili., Text from your cousin

You look like you just came out of a sauna., Your gym buddy

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so hot it made your socks stink

You’re so hot, my socks are jealous., @socks_are_real

You’re like a sweaty sock in a gym bag., Text from your crush

Your heat is so strong, it turned my coffee into a latte., Anonymous

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so hot you could grill a steak on your face

Your face is like a grill., @grill_me_a_boss

You’re hotter than my dad’s hair., Text from your sister

You look like you just came out of a BBQ., Your neighbor

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so hot it made your nose shine like a disco ball

Your nose is like a disco., @disco_nose

You’re hotter than my ex’s lies and my mom’s cooking., Text from your friend

Your face is glittering like a party., Anonymous