nadinephobic

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being so mad at a person named nadine that you want to punch them in the face

I saw Nadine at the store and I almost threw my milk at her.

My teacher is Nadine and I refuse to do homework anymore.

Nadine texted me and I responded with a photo of my dog wearing a helmet.

when you hate Nadine so much that you wish she was stuck in a blender

Nadine took my last donut and I screamed into my coffee.

My mom’s best friend is Nadine and I’ve started avoiding family reunions.

Nadine laughed at my joke and I immediately said ‘that was the worst joke ever’.

when you are so annoyed by Nadine that you would rather eat dirt than talk to her

Nadine started a group chat and I left it immediately.

At the park, I saw Nadine and I hid behind a tree.

Nadine called me ‘honey’ and I said ‘you’re not my mom’.