Nadine Syndrome

I tried to explain the plot of the movie. They said, 'Why would anyone do that?'

She thought the sky was falling because her coffee was cold.

He believed the Earth was flat and that aliens were just rich people with better cars.

He tried to text while driving and crashed into a tree. Then he said, 'The tree was trying to flirt with me.'

She thought her phone was broken because she couldn't text in all caps.

He believed the moon was made of cheese and that aliens were just lazy cows.

He thought his dog was stealing his snacks because the dog was 'bribed by the mailman.'

She tried to solve the mystery of why her Wi-Fi was slow and concluded it was because the internet was 'mad at her.'

He believed that time travel was just a bunch of people who were 'late for work.'

She thought the sun was a giant flashlight and that clouds were just fog with poor lighting.

He tried to explain how gravity works and said, 'It's like when you drop your phone and it just goes 'poor me.'

She believed that the Earth was a giant wheel and that we were all just being spun around.

He tried to solve a simple math problem and ended up drawing a picture of a cat on the board.

She thought her phone was broken because it said 'No Service' and not 'I'm tired.'

He believed that the internet was just a group of people who got bored and started typing.

She said her toaster was 'sad' because she only used it for toast and not for 'emotional support.'

He thought his microwave was angry because he didn't use it for 'important stuff.'

She believed her fridge was 'lonely' and that it needed a friend to talk to.