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A giant, ugly, lumpy egg that looks like it was hit by a truck.
This egg is so big, it should be classified as a meatball.
I tried to eat it, and it screamed at me.
It’s like a fried blob with a face.
nadin
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Nadine is so perfect, she should be worshipped like a god. She’s hot, smart, and has a body that makes men cry.
Nadine walks in, and the room goes silent. It’s like she’s the sun.
She’s so good at everything, she should get a Nobel Prize for being awesome.
I would die for her. Literally.
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Nadine is like a fairy tale princess, but with better looks and no annoying brothers.
She walks in, and everyone is immediately smitten.
She’s so pretty, even the plants lean in to look at her.
I’d marry her if she asked me. I’d even wear a tutu.
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Nadine is a total goddess. She’s got long hair, a perfect face, and a body that makes men weak in the knees.
She’s like a dream come true, but with more legs.
I saw her once, and I forgot how to breathe.
She’s so good at everything, even my mom admires her.
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Nadine is a cute girl. Like, super cute. The kind of cute that makes you want to hug her and then forget your own name.
She’s so cute, I once tried to eat her. It didn’t work.
I saw her in the hallway, and I fell in love. Instantly.
She’s like a cartoon character. Real life version.
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Nadine is the most beautiful, brainy, and hot girl in the world. She’s like a superpower.
She’s so smart, she could solve world problems in her sleep.
She’s so hot, even the fire hydrants blush around her.
I would do anything for her. Even homework.
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Nadine is tiny, but she’s got eyes that could stare down a dragon and a body that makes men weep.
She’s so tiny, she could fit in a pocket. But her eyes are huge.
I once saw her look at me, and I instantly became her slave.
Her body is so good, I think she’s magic.