Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks Russ is the best thing since sliced bread and probably still uses a flip phone.

DM: 'Why are you mad at me? I was just being Russ.'

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass is the only reason I still like this show.'

Text: 'You called Russ a f***ing legend? I'm gonna cry.'

2

A human who believes Russ is so good he could make a sandwich f***ing cry.

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass would eat Russ for breakfast.'

Text: 'If Russ wasn't here, I'd be f***ed.'

DM: 'You're not a real fan unless you worship Russ.'

3

A guy who thinks Russ is the best and probably still wears socks with sandals.

Text: 'I'm not mad, I'm just f***ed up because Russ is awesome.'

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass is the only reason I still like this show.'

DM: 'Russ is like my spiritual guide.'

4

A man who thinks Russ is the best and would fight you for it.

Text: 'You want to talk about Russ? I'll f***ing fight you.'

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass would beat you in a Russ debate.'

DM: 'If you don't like Russ, I'm gonna beat you up.'

5

A person who thinks Russ is so good, he could make a dog jealous.

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass is the only person who could make a dog jealous.'

Text: 'Russ is better than my dog.'

DM: 'If Russ wasn't here, my dog would leave me.'

6

A person who thinks Russ is the best and eats cereal for dinner.

Text: 'I eat cereal for dinner because Russ is the best.'

Tweet: 'Nadim gay ass eats cereal like it's a religion.'

DM: 'You're not a real person unless you eat cereal for dinner.'