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Nadiem is a little guy with a huge mouth. He calls everyone his buddy, but if you don’t know him, he’ll cuss you out like you owe him money.
Nadiem: 'Hey buddy!' Me: 'Who?' Nadiem: 'You don’t know me? I’m your buddy!' Me: 'You’re not my buddy.' Nadiem: 'You just cussed me out!'
At the mall, Nadiem yells at a random guy for blocking his path. 'You’re my enemy now!'
Nadiem texts me: 'We are brothers. You are my partner. You owe me pizza.' I reply: 'I don’t even know you.' He texts back: 'Now we are enemies.'