Nadielis

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A woman who’s wild, smart, and kind. She’ll take a bullet for her friends and family. She’s a great mom, a hot lover, and can cook a caramel slice so good it makes your tongue fall off. All the guys want her, and all the girls want to be her. She’s basically a god in human form.
Nadielis is the only person who can calm me down after I got kicked out of 3 bars last night. She even made me a caramel slice to shut me up.
My friend’s ex says Nadielis is the only woman who could beat him in an arm wrestling match and still laugh about it.
Nadielis is the reason my dad left my mom. He couldn’t handle her cooking, her eyes, and her ability to make him feel like a teenager again.
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A tiny, clueless kid with big eyes, a voice like a squeaky toy, and a brain the size of a raisin. They hide in the shadows and cry when someone talks to them. They’re also the reason teachers get early retirement.
My cousin is a Nadielis. She cried when I ate her snack and hid under the table for 10 minutes.
I saw a Nadielis run out of the room when the principal walked in. He didn’t even say anything!
My neighbor’s kid is a Nadielis. He’s been hiding from the mailman for a week now.
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A man who’s not a dad yet but still thinks he’s one. He babysits the neighborhood kids to practice being a dad. He probably thinks he’s a superhero.
My neighbor is a Nadielis. He thinks he’s the best babysitter in the world. He even gave my dog a lollipop.
My uncle is a Nadielis. He took my sister to school and got lost on the way.
My friend’s dad is a Nadielis. He took care of 10 kids at once and still had time to eat pizza.
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A grenade throw so good it feels like Tom Brady threw it. It hits the target with perfect aim and explodes like a firework. Xavier Nady is just a weak version of this.
My friend’s grenade throw is a Nadielis. He destroyed 3 enemies in one hit and still had time to eat a sandwich.
I saw a Nadielis grenade throw in the game and got blown up so hard I got a concussion.
My cousin’s grenade throw is a Nadielis. He threw one so good he got a high five from the enemy.
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A loud, crazy expression used when things go wrong. It can be used in parties, fights, or when someone eats your last piece of pizza.
When I lost my job, I screamed Nadielis so loud my neighbor called the cops.
At the party, I said Nadielis when someone ate my last slice of pizza.
When my dog ate my homework, I shouted Nadielis so hard my mom got a headache.
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A person who is hot, smart, and can argue with anyone. They don’t back down and love sending doxxing threats. Everyone is jealous of them.
My friend is a Nadielis. He argues with his teacher every day and sends doxxing threats to the principal.
My cousin is a Nadielis. She fights with her mom every day and sends doxxing threats to her brother.
My neighbor is a Nadielis. He argues with the mailman and sends doxxing threats to the whole block.
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