nadidi

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whatever you said is so bad it makes your grandma cry and your dog laugh.

You said that outfit was "on point"? Man, that’s the worst I’ve ever seen.

Your try at a joke was so bad, I thought my phone was broken.

You called that music "fire"? That was the sound of a dying cat.

so uncool it’s like your feet are stuck in a blender and it’s on high.

You showed up to the party in pajamas? That’s not cool, that’s a crime.

Your attempt at being cool was like a toddler trying to dance.

You said that meme was funny? That was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

so not what’s up it’s like your brain is on vacation and your mouth is a thief.

You said that video was "lit"? That was the saddest thing I’ve seen this year.

You tried to impress me with that joke? That was the worst punchline ever.

You called that song "epic"? That was the sound of a broken recorder.

so whack it’s like your hair is on fire and your brain is a confused toddler.

You said that dance was "on fleek"? That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

You tried to be cool and it was like watching a dog try to play piano.

You called that move "sick"? That was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

so no it’s like your brain is a dead fish and your mouth is a broken speaker.

You said that was "mazing"? That was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Your attempt at being cool was like a baby trying to sing opera.

You called that music "rizz"? That was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.