n'adidas

His story was worse than his n'adidas after a trash fight.

He told me he had a job at the mall, but his n'adidas looked like they were stolen from a landfill.

He said he was rich, but his n'adidas were falling apart like his lies.

He said he could dunk, but his n'adidas looked like they'd been soaked in sewage.

He bragged about his street cred, but his n'adidas looked like they were from the 80s.

He said he ran a mile every day, but his n'adidas were worn down like a dog's shoes.

He said he was a king, but his n'adidas were in a sock drawer with old gym shorts.

He told me he was famous, but his n'adidas looked like they had been buried for years.

He said he was rich, but his n'adidas were as dusty as his lies.