n'adidas

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That story was fake as his n'adidas in a junkyard.
His story was worse than his n'adidas after a trash fight.
He told me he had a job at the mall, but his n'adidas looked like they were stolen from a landfill.
He said he was rich, but his n'adidas were falling apart like his lies.
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That story was as real as his n'adidas in a dunk tank.
He said he could dunk, but his n'adidas looked like they'd been soaked in sewage.
He bragged about his street cred, but his n'adidas looked like they were from the 80s.
He said he ran a mile every day, but his n'adidas were worn down like a dog's shoes.
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That story was as true as his n'adidas in a sock drawer.
He said he was a king, but his n'adidas were in a sock drawer with old gym shorts.
He told me he was famous, but his n'adidas looked like they had been buried for years.
He said he was rich, but his n'adidas were as dusty as his lies.
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