nadical

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The space between a guy's junk and his nuts when he's old and saggy. Also called a 'nadical mile' because it feels like a marathon for his balls.
My grandpa’s nadical mile is longer than my mom’s shopping list.
I walked a nadical mile just to get my brother to stop laughing.
That man’s nadical mile looks like it could hold a football game.
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A fancy word for your balls. Or your nuts. Or your testicles. Whatever you want to call them, it’s still your meat.
My dad said I had the nadical of a champion.
She called my balls 'nadical' and I laughed so hard I cried.
My brother’s nadical is bigger than my allowance.
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When someone slaps your balls so hard it feels like you’ve been hit by a truck. Also known as a 'ball drop' or a 'testicle face.'
That guy gave me a nadical and I nearly fainted.
I got a nadical from my teacher and I didn’t sit down for a week.
My friend got a nadical from his dad and he cried like a baby.
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When your balls are so tied up in knots they feel like they're about to explode. Not the same as blue balls, which is just sad.
My balls are tied in knots so bad I can’t think straight.
I had a nadical knot from laughing too hard.
My brother’s balls are in a knot and he’s screaming.
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A way to say something is totally awesome. Like your mom’s cooking or your dad’s jokes.
That game was so nadical I nearly died.
My pizza was so nadical I ate it with my hands.
That joke was so nadical I laughed for an hour.
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