Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the only person who can make me laugh while I’m crying in a toilet cubicle

Nadia is the reason I still have a job. And my sanity.

She texts me at 3 a. m. with memes and a question about my ex.

I would die for her. Literally. She’s that good.

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my wife. my best friend. my editor. and the only person who can tolerate my dumb jokes

She married me for my money. And my dumb jokes.

Nadia is the only one who edits my work without yelling at me.

I wouldn’t last a day without her. Or my dumb jokes.

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the human version of a miracle. She makes my life better. And my jokes less dumb

Nadia is like a miracle in a human body. And she fixes my jokes.

She’s the only one who can make me laugh when I’m too tired to care.

If I ever lose her, I’ll probably lose my mind. And my jokes.

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the most amazing person I know. She’s my best friend. My editor. And my favorite person to roast

She roasts me harder than my ex. And she’s better at it.

Nadia edits my work and my life. And my jokes.

She’s amazing. And she roasts me. So much.

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my wife. my best friend. my editor. And the only person who can handle my dumb jokes and my dumb life

She married me for my dumb jokes. And my dumb life.

Nadia edits my work and my life. And my dumb jokes.

I wouldn’t last a day without her. Or my dumb jokes.

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the human version of a miracle. My wife. My best friend. And my favorite person to laugh with

Nadia is the human miracle who married me. And laughs with me.

She’s the reason I still have a job. And my sanity.

If I ever lose her, I’ll lose my mind. And my laugh.