Nadian

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A Nadian is a walking sunshine machine who will do anything for you, even if it means burning out and screaming at the sky. They’re basically a saint with a temper and a bad attitude.
She stayed up all night to make me a birthday cake and then yelled at the toaster for burning it.
She cried when I failed my math test, even though she doesn’t know what math is.
She drove three hours just to bring me soup, and then she took a nap in my living room.
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A Nadian is someone who thinks they’re Canadian, but they’re not. They’re like a fake Canadian who’s pretending to be one, and they’re doing it bad.
He tried to say ‘eh’ and it came out like a sneeze.
She claimed to have lived in Toronto for 20 years, but she doesn’t know what a Tim Hortons is.
He wore a maple leaf shirt inside a snowstorm and then cried about it.
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