nadhilah

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You’re a brainy, emotional mess who thinks art, music, and shopping are life skills. You’ll spend your whole paycheck on a fancy cupcake just because it looked sad.

I bought a $500 dress because it said 'You deserve it' in glitter.

I cried in the grocery store over a broken chocolate bar.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn’t know how to play the piano.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

You’re the type who would rather die than fight, but you’ll still take a bullet for your best friend’s feelings. You’re like a toddler with a credit card.

I skipped a pay raise just to keep my friend from crying.

I got into a fight with a robot because it insulted my mom.

I gave my last $20 to a stray cat who looked at me like I was a bad person.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

You’re smart, but your brain is also a f***ing emotional rollercoaster. You’ll spend all your money on love, art, and snacks. You’re basically a walking gift card.

I maxed out my credit card for a concert that was 30 minutes long.

I bought a $1000 bouquet of flowers because my crush smiled at me.

I threw away my savings just to buy a hat that looked ‘vibey.’

by Slangipedia 16h ago

You’re the kind of person who thinks love is a job, and you’ll do anything to keep it from getting fired. You’re like a kid who spends all their allowance on candy and then blames the teacher for it.

I broke up with my ex just because he didn’t like my playlist.

I spent my rent money on a painting that was just a blob of purple.

I cried in a coffee shop over a burnt latte.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

You think you’re a genius, but your brain is also a f***ing emotional wreck. You’ll spend your life trying to avoid fights and just end up in more of them.

I got into a fight with my best friend because I spilled coffee on her dress.

I turned down a promotion just so my coworker wouldn’t feel sad.

I spent my entire paycheck on a shirt that said 'I’m fabulous.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

You’re the type of person who thinks love is the only thing that matters. You’ll spend all your money on love, art, and snacks. You’re basically a walking gift card.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn’t know how to play the piano.

I spent my whole paycheck on a fancy cupcake just because it looked sad.

I cried in the grocery store over a broken chocolate bar.

by Slangipedia 16h ago