nadher

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A human fireball that makes every girl lose their mind and every guy want to punch them. Sometimes they act like a brain-dead chicken.

I saw Nadher at the mall and my heart exploded. Also, I forgot my lunch.

Nadher walked in and the whole class stopped breathing. Then they all started laughing at me.

Nadher texted me at 3 AM and I became a zombie.

A person who takes forever to reply to texts and loves feet more than they love their mom.

Nadher took 2 days to reply to my text. I asked if they were dead.

Nadher texted me a photo of a foot. I cried.

I asked Nadher what they wanted for lunch. They sent a photo of a foot.

When your balls are stuck to your leg so hard it feels like you're one giant meatball.

My scrotum is stuck to my leg. I can't move. I'm a meatball.

I ran in the rain and now my balls are stuck to my leg. I'm sad.

Nadher's scrotum is stuck to his leg and he's screaming like a baby.