nadgers

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The meaty parts that hang between your legs. Also known as balls. Or if you’re fancy, testicles. Medical people call it that.
My dad’s nadgers are bigger than my dog’s head.
She kicked my nadgers so hard, I cried.
I’ve got a sore from my brother’s elbow. He’s got a sore from my nadgers.
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A fancy word for balls. It came from gonads, which is like the fancy name for balls. Also called nads, but that’s just a shorter version.
My teacher called me a nadger. I took it as a compliment.
He said my work was full of nadgers. I said he was full of bollocks.
I told my mom she was a nadger. She told me I was a crybaby.
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When you feel like you’re about to throw up, or you’re so tired you could sleep for a week. Nadgers is like being sick and tired all at once.
I woke up with a nadger. My dog had a nadger. My mom had a nadger.
After the party, I had a nadger so bad, I ate a whole pizza.
He got a nadger from working 12 hours straight.
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When something is broken or used up. Like when your phone is dead, or your shoes are worn out. Nadgered means it’s completely done for.
My phone is nadgered. It won’t charge.
My shoes are nadgered. They’re falling apart.
That cake was nadgered. It was eaten by my whole family.
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Something tiny. Like a speck of dust. Or something that’s right next to you. Like your nose is right next to your face.
That speck of dirt on your face is a nadger.
My little brother is a nadger next to me.
The button on my shirt is the size of a nadger.
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Something really good. Like when you get an A+ on a test. Or when you eat the best pizza ever. Nadgers is like the best thing ever.
That pizza was dogs bollocks. Or as I call it, dogs nadgers.
That test was bees knees. Or as I call it, bees nadgers.
This day is dogs bollocks. Or as I call it, dogs nadgers.
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Wildlife dogs bollocks. That means it's really wild. Like when animals are going crazy. Also called British, because that’s where it came from.
The wildlife was dogs bollocks. It was like a madhouse.
The park was dogs bollocks. It was full of wild animals.
The zoo was dogs bollocks. The monkeys were throwing fruit.
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