nadfradukkah

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A dirty mess of nuts and fried rice that looks like something your dog ate and then threw up on your floor. People in North New Zealand eat it like it’s a sacred ritual, usually slinging it over roasted kumara like it’s a holy war.

My aunt made nadfradukkah and it looked like my dog’s breakfast after a bad day.

I tried to eat it and it tasted like regret.

My cousin said it was the best thing since sliced bread and I almost believed him.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Nuts and fried rice that got stuck together like a love-hate relationship. North New Zealanders throw it on kumara like it’s a punishment and they’re all too happy to suffer.

My brother said it was the worst thing he ever ate and then ate another plate.

I made it and it came out like a soggy biscuit.

My mom said it was the only thing that could save us from the apocalypse.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

A crumbly mix of nuts and fried rice that’s like the aftermath of a fight between a snack and a curse. North New Zealanders love it so much they put it on kumara like it’s a royal tradition.

I tried to eat it and it crumbled in my hand like it was embarrassed.

My uncle said it was better than his first wife.

It’s so bad it might get its own show on TV.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Nuts and rice that got stuck together like they had a bad breakup. North New Zealanders throw it on kumara like it’s a love letter and they’re all too happy to eat it.

I put it on my kumara and it looked like a failed art project.

My cousin said it was the best thing since the invention of pizza and I almost believed her.

I ate it and it felt like I was eating my own regrets.

by Slangipedia 1h ago