nadexe

She tried to say her shrimp was rare but it just looked like a shrimp I found in a gas station

She said she was rich but her shrimp was in a takeout box

She cried when her shrimp got a burn mark from a fan's phone light

He posted a video of his shrimp and called it a 'Cuban shrimp revelation'

He asked fans to send shrimp for a 'shrimp lottery'

He threatened to shrimp-slam someone who said his shrimp was fake

He said his shrimp was magical but it just smelled like a gym sock

He tried to shrimp-slam a fan and missed

He cried when his shrimp got a burn mark from a fan’s phone light