nadeshiko

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A Japanese term for a woman who’s so perfect, she makes your ex look like a sad, fat kid who failed math.
My cousin got called a nadeshiko by her teacher after she ate a whole pizza and still aced the test.
He proposed to her because she looked like a nadeshiko in the grocery store.
She’s a nadeshiko, but she also eats chicken nuggets for dinner.
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A woman so pure, she’d probably cry if she saw a man eating a hot dog in front of her.
My mom is a nadeshiko, but she also yelled at me for not doing my homework.
She said her neighbor was a nadeshiko, but then she saw her eating chips at 2 AM.
He called her a nadeshiko, but she just laughed and said, 'I also like tacos.'
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A Japanese term for a woman so ideal, she’s like a glitter bomb that also passed the math test.
My sister is a nadeshiko, but she also drew on her face with markers.
He said his crush was a nadeshiko, but then he saw her wearing socks with sandals.
She called her friend a nadeshiko, but then she spilled coffee on her shirt.
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A woman so perfect, she’s like a math problem that also knows how to dance.
My teacher said I was a nadeshiko, but I still failed spelling.
He called her a nadeshiko, but she said she also eats cereal for dinner.
She’s a nadeshiko, but she cried when her dog left the room.
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A Japanese term for a woman so pure, she probably thinks a swear word is a bad habit.
She got called a nadeshiko, but she also said, 'I hate Mondays.'
He said his sister was a nadeshiko, but she also cussed at the mailman.
My friend is a nadeshiko, but she also eats pizza for breakfast.
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